merlin:

43 Simple Ways To Simplify Your Life

1. Remove your doors
2. Eat half of each pet
3. Sit on a big, thick book
4. Something something keyring holder
5. Paint clocks cheery pink
6. Wear discarded food
7. Makebelieve girlfriend chair
8. Sleep in liquor cabinet
9. Embrace hug love hug meow meow
10. Small room to plan crimes
11. Hack your house key organizer
12. Mail a surprise toaster
13. Just stare more
14. Fourteen
15. Poke holes in paper things
16. Macrame shoelace tree
17. Scrapbook poop and pee
18. Euthanize even faster
19. Amputate favorite limb
20. Pencil shaving gallery
21. Immigrant coat rack
22. Shoebox of dangerous porn
23. Zen unicorn rainbow zen journal
24. Icepick to one good eye
25. Simplify fourteen harder
26. Aluminum foil swan cozy dryer
27. Smell your finger. All of it.
28. Resimplify your simplicity
29. Habitualize your zen
30. Remind your drapes, “I love you, Mrs. Textile”
31. Freeze your clutter
32. Couch fort dinner party
33. Nicene creed robot
34. Only sodomize things that forgive
35. Coaxial sweater vest
36. Transitive verb predicate clause
37. More crying but quieter
38. Inhaler nativity
39. Contact paper taxonomy binder
40. America’s Roast Beef: Yes, Sir
41. Breathe like no one’s dancing
42. Unbridled solo diaper play
43. Illuminated panty shrine

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4. 2*2

6. 3*2

8. 2*2*2

9. 3*3

10. 5*2

12. 3*2*2

14. 7*2

15. 5*3

16. 2*2*2*2

18. 3*3*2

20. 5*2*2

21. 7*3

22. 11*2

24. 3*2*2*2

25. 5*5

26. 13*2

27. 3*3*3

28. 7*2*2

30. 5*3*2

32. 2*2*2*2*2

33. 11*3

34. 17*2

35. 7*5

36. 3*3*2*2

38. 19*2

39. 13*3

40. 5*2*2*2

42. 7*6

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beeborg:

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TOTALLY! Can we have motorcycles, you know, that run on steam & love? We’ll be a BIKE SCIENCE GANG! I nominate Hapsy for Vice-President!

BLACK HOLES FOREVER!

I ACCEPT THIS NOMINATION. I had a dream about being in a science gang once! This is gonna be SO AWESOME.

I do not believe that I could stress enough my jealousy of all the talk of science gangs, not just the above but jessabelle2o7 as well, that I have yet to be invited into. Really everyone I am a practicing mathematician, I will check all your formulas and do grunt computational works just let me join in. PLEASE!!!